b t ho gayi lyrics

 B T  HO GAYI ( PARADOX )

I'd be gone to my dad And ask for some cash I ran out outta my money I ran out of my stack 1000 te bharni goj 1000 mein aana stack 1000 mein full moj 1000 mein puri aish

Hello papa 5k kar do UPI Hain? kya? kisliye? why? You know miscellaneous expenses Thode bohot idhar udhar Thode bohot daaein baaein Arey woh I mean mujhe fees bharni hai Naya sem chalu hai na new books leni hai Aur pata hai apni woh sharma ji ki beti hai na Kaafi time se mujhe aise looks de rahi hai Usey bhi toh bataun kiska chhora hoon main Usey hawai jahaaj mein bithaake chhod aaun main Sabko pata chale aisi waisi dingey nahi haankta Khaali baaton se nahi waise bhi bohot chodda hoon main Besharam bata tujhe sharam nahi aati? Hain? Tujhe sharam nahi khaati? Kitna kharcho pe mere bata aur palega Paal paal tujhe umar meri beet gayi aadhi Kama khud juta khud jara daud bhaag kar Arey murkh arey oont jama jod bhaag kar Chaahe call centre pe jaake call kaal kar Ya baith galle pe dukaan khol khaal kar Abeey yarr BT ho gayi ! Ab Job dhundun Meri toh CV kho gayi Billu paaji ko puchhta hun Main text daal ke Shayad mere laayak Vacancy padi ho koi Hello veere mila text mili jaankaari Parking lot me ek ladke ki jagah hai khaali Oho kya baat hai done deal hai paaji Meri taraf se toh maano maine maardi taali Oho swaad parchi kaatan ka sauda hai Arey dashboard koi sa na chhoda hai Aati mehengi mehengi gaadi leke Ho jata faraar gedi laake vaapas dharun Pura apna hi tora hai Ssssss

 

 

Oyeeee kya bumper hai Utri gaadi te toh ger diya bumb reee Arrey Apan bhi rehte kati tunch reee Miss bhi conception me de gayi number hai Re waa bhi paise aali moti saammi nikal aayi Maine bhi bohot uski fer gaadi hai handaayi Usey raskin bobbin pe jaake ice cream khilaayi Uskey pegga me ghaalke ice cube bhi halaayii Ek din tadke manne apne daddy dhore legi Kehti "Hi daddy meet Para he's mine" Fer na hi na hello daddy bhidte nyu bola "I love my daughter, aapko banna ghar jamaai" Kyun nahi I mean I mean why not I'll surely think about it aur Aapko toh pata hi hai na how much I love her, bohot And even she doesn't doubt it Waah re waah! teri bhi leela aprampaar hai Pehle haar hee haar ab Shaadi wala haar hai Badhiya hai chalo maamla set hai Roti ladki kapda aur makaan, sab uphaar hai.